I'm grumpy, frustrated, so not wanting to deal with people right now. But I don't know if hunting for fic is even worth it.

Why, why is purple prose getting so popular these days?

I just want to read a some fic that doesn't make my head hurt with so much... flowery and descriptions that don't even make sense.

The "andate a la mierda humanidad" tag is not about this. It's about white rich cis liberals. Always. In any part of the world. So don't ask.