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la_vie_noire ([personal profile] la_vie_noire) wrote2008-04-13 12:14 pm
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I will throw my monitor at Miura if I ever see him

I wasn't throwing away Berserk before. I'm doing it now.

So yeah. Caska is the woman warrior whose abilities at war are being insulted by the enemy because she is a woman. She is about to get killed. She is insulted while she is about to get killed. (They tell her she got where she was just because she slept with Griffith, which she didn't; she was the best of the Black Hawks before Guts made his apparition. But it doesn't matter because she never shows that anyway.) So what happens? Guts saves her. And he humiliates the enemy with his power. We even have a illustration with Caska taking off her "armor" (and you have to see her armor!) that hides her 'womanly body,' she has a sword attached to her hip. So amazingly poignant. Almost like bad porn.

Anyway, after all that, Caska falls unconscious because she was menstruating. She and Guts fall from a cliff (I can't remember how or why) into a river. Guts gets them to a safe place, but she is still unconscious. She has fever due to menstruation. Guts undress her to keep her 'warm' because he doesn't have another choice! And he notes the blood there in a hentai way. (Note how she is the only one who is completely naked here, Guts? He just doesn't have a shirt.)

She wakes up, she wanders around naked; she hits Guts, she is emotional (Guts of course is superior to her, both physically and emotionally), we have a lot of hentai panels of her body and disturbing lolicon from her past.

Of course, of course, she is a warrior because she is in love with Griffith. But don't worry! She will be Guts love interest from now on, why do you think she was introduced at all? We need some boobs every so often.

With 'we' of course I mean we, twenty-something frat boys.

You know how people say they sometimes want to throw books against a wall? Well, I just had a computer screen, but...

I was so offended because I liked Caska. I liked her more than I liked Guts, and hell, way more than I liked Griffith. She would have been my favorite character if I could have one in Berserk. Ugh. Just ugh.
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[personal profile] bell 2008-04-13 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Fevers are a regular symptom of menstruation, y'know! Our periods are basically monthly colds! :P

[identity profile] la-vie-noire.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
HA. You know, I always thought I was the person who has the worst period ever, I even fell unconscious two time because of the pain, but I never had fever! Or, if I had, I never noticed. :S
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[personal profile] bell 2008-04-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeep! Your periods sound worse than mine D: (I used to have lots of pain, but never fell unconscious DDDD:).

Clearly, Casks wins the Worst Period Award (and if she's suffering like that, wouldn't that make her a regular liability on the battle field?). I think the rest of us would only get a fever during out period *if* we had a cold at the same time.

[identity profile] la-vie-noire.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I suffer from colics (spams?) that are really... bothersome. :S I know I will never have kids. So much pain.

Yeah, she does. :S Or Miura was trying to bring fanservice out of that. Which is disturbing. As everything is Berserk is.
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[personal profile] bell 2008-04-13 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I usually translate "colica" as "cramps," in English, though I'm not sure if that's actually correct. ^___^;;;

My mom says her periods got better after she started having kids? So that'd be one reason to have 'em. Not a very convincing reason, but. D:

[identity profile] la-vie-noire.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's what I have then! XDD

My mom says the same thing. But you know? I can with this pain, but giving birth? Ugh, no.

And it's not like C-section is better. XDD But this is just one reason to not have them (for me, at least XD;;).

[identity profile] danly.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Er... a mí a veces me da fiebre cuando estoy menstruando ._. Mi mamá me dijo que lo mismo le pasaba a ella antes de dar a luz O.o

[identity profile] la-vie-noire.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mira vos, te juro que yo nunca tuve fiebre, sólo unos cólicos horrendos. :S