Uhm, wow

  • Jun. 24th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
la_vie_noire: Antoinette Ataro smiling (Antoinette Ataro felicidad)
Well, these people know how to sell.

Homoerotic, Interracial Priests selling Ice Cream. Happy…

Salivation is the right word there.

Want to ask an important question

  • Apr. 17th, 2011 at 12:00 AM
la_vie_noire: Yuuko, smoking and looking pensive (Yuuko thinking)

Just a really, really (purposely) bad movie; or a surprisingly smart action-movies parody?

(Or maybe I'm just biased because I drooled myself off with that Michelle Rodriguez's scene. If you are wondering what scene I'm talking about is because you haven't seen it.)

Nov. 15th, 2010

  • 3:19 PM
la_vie_noire: Antoinette Ataro smiling (Antoinette Ataro felicidad)
Via everyone and their mothers:


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This thing is so useful. Specially when you don't want to have discussions.

Jul. 4th, 2010

  • 4:22 AM
la_vie_noire: (kashira kashira)
First of all, thank you for all your comments. You are great people. I'm sorry for not answering, I don't feel so good, wanted to talk more about what happened, but then I was just like... meh. More frustrated than anything. But thank you so much. It meant a lot for me.

Second, I have been withdrawing from this World Cup because I didn't have the energy to talk about some the racist shit going on (ignoring them would be impossible), but you know. I want to say something:

Mr. Mick Jagger. I made my homework, and now I think you should remember that once you made use of Holland's tax haven. I think you can't go and forget about them at this moment in the tournament. Go, support them!

(Yeah, I know I supported Ghana. But Uruguay, honey, we are all fine again. Good luck, wish you the best! And yes. Entry is all about this. The guy even supported Argentina today. Go figure.)

Jun. 8th, 2010

  • 2:38 PM
la_vie_noire: (Michiko sticking tongue)
This collection of post WWI men's magazine covers has to be one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

The one with the rabid-for-blood turtles surrounding the man who was fighting squirrels on water on the previous cover did it for me. I don't care what SI's say, that's some hilarious shit.

ETA: Killer... otters. "69 turn-coat Nazi butcher girls." People who have no idea how to draw a tiger's reflection. I can't make up that kind of shit. (Also, what's up with this site? Celebrating "White American early 20 Century Manliness" or something? I'm afraid to look.)


Apr. 15th, 2010

  • 6:47 PM
la_vie_noire: (TYL!Yama - wait and see)
Via Feminist SF:

Pffft. Do you know who invented fanfic? John Scalzi invented fanfic. Like, right now. He is inventing it as we talk.


Via, of course, where else, QT:

My Dissonance Doesn’t Need to Make Sense to You.

My dissonance has absolutely nothing to do with what cis girls have. In fact, I am entirely indifferent to what cis girls have. You (you being directed at a hypothetical cis woman) could have a big bushy beard that birds live in and breasts flatter than a Plexiglas window for all I care. It is irrelevant (unless the birds were shitting everywhere, then it would be relevant to hygiene). Furthermore, and this goes back to all of this bullshit about how dissonance doesn’t make sense, who are you to expect a feeling, a deep psychological and instinctual feeling, regarding body structure, to be rational and easily explained? Last I checked, I didn’t have an awful lot to be sad about in my life (I actually do pretty well for myself, all things considered) yet I have depression. One could easily talk about how irrational my depression is. Yeah, except that depression isn’t rational. It just is. It’s a present internal feeling that has an effect on the mind and well being. It does not need to have a rational reason, just a cause.
la_vie_noire: (Michiko sticking tongue)
Ni siquiera me agrada el tipo, pero hoy te lo ponen hasta en la sopa. Y okay, me reí.

Aseguran que Chuck Norris maneja a Messi.

"Es un jugador de Play Station", fueron las palabras que pronunció el técnico francés Arsene Wenger al término del partido que disputó el Arsenal ante el Barcelona con respecto a la actuación que brindó el argentino Lionel Messi, quien marcó los cuatro goles de los catalanes.

Aprovechando los comentarios de Arsene y el "Día de Chuck Norris" en la red, un usuario de Facebook decidió crear el grupo "Chuck Norris es el que maneja a Messi desde su casa con el mando de la Play".

Explicaría muchas cosas.


I went to the doctor. I have a colonoscopy on schedule next Wednesday because it was the obvious thing to do, nothing more. But let's not talk about that. I mean it.

My exam today went fantastic.


  • Jan. 12th, 2010 at 2:11 PM
la_vie_noire: (Michiko sticking tongue)
Oh boy, big spoilers for all of James Cameron's Avatar, but this is an epic win:

FailBlog on Avatar. Cameron. The plots of your celebrated movies are always so very cliché (and racist in some cases, but we all know that already).



  • Nov. 17th, 2009 at 6:25 PM
la_vie_noire: (Michiko sticking tongue)
Via [personal profile] shewhohashope.

From this discussion about manpain in fiction came this thing of beauty, FLOWCHART: HOW TO TELL YOUR PAIN IS ~~***MANPAIN***~~.

I personally love [livejournal.com profile] yeloson's definition:

Normal pain either gets dealt with and forgotten or not dealt with and forgotten as part of the narrative- it's a "one-time" event that doesn't really get much mention after it happens. "Oh, too bad"

Manpain, is super important and life defining, even if it's normally not that big of a deal, because a man is feeling it, and using his supreme angst to drive forward in doing weird obsessive compulsive things and it shows you he's not really a dick, but a wounded person who just needs true wuv to assuage the everlasting pain that defines his life. "ZOMG YOU ARE CHANGED FOREVERZ"


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Damn, I wish I were better at english.


Sep. 5th, 2009

  • 5:24 PM
la_vie_noire: (Michiko sticking tongue)
I totally forgot to post about this:

Heard in Pathology lab yersterday:

CLASSMATE 1: *Talking to the teacher about some disease she heard about in a TV show* And that is how sometimes you learn something watching TV.
CLASSMATE 2 (who is also probably the best student in all the faculty): Like Dr. House!
CLASSMATE 1: Arg. I can't stand the guy. And that show is so much bullshit.
TEACHER (Dr in Medicine, Pathologist, also a woman in her fifties): AAAH! THAT SO MUCH BULLSHIT! Like my colleague was telling me the other day, WHAT A BIG LIE!* He never needs of someone else! He doesn't needs of a Phatologist, he doesn't need of the lab and lab-results that take weeks to come. He diagnostics everything! Some rare diseases in a instant when you need to do thousands of lab tests, and those don't do it yourself.
CLASSMATE 2: But. But. He has revelations while eating!

(*ETA: Because she was very passionate about that, textual: "Como mi compañera me dijo, QUE MENTIRA!")

En otro tema, nivel de idiotez de secretos_fandom = nivel de idiotez de F!Secrets. Claro, porque "todo es racista y sexista" es tan relevante cuando estás hablando del sexismo del fandom (y claro, otras formas de opresión no existen, y la mayoría de los programas/cosos no se ven afectados porque vivimos en el vacío). Amo a las mujeres blancas que viven en burbujas y piensan "eso no es racista, es normal!" pa que no le arruinen el squee. *defriends comm* (Y no, ya me venían jodiendo muchas cosas.)

Meme because it amused me

  • Aug. 24th, 2009 at 12:57 PM
la_vie_noire: (juri/ruka by primordialicons)
the family meme

Come on, go and say: "my aunt who never remembers my name," or, "you are that cousin. Yeah, that one."

And I have 5 exams the week of my birthday. So hiatusing like whoa.


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